New Viagra Types?
Nov 26, 2007 by tastybits | Posted in Jokes & Riddles
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society....
DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.
PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and "little accidents."
COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorites store's return limit.
NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.
NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.
FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.
PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent over-dose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."
LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.
v good hun...are these available on-line??????*
Steph | Nov 26, 2007
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Do you think this is true about America?
Feb 14, 2010 by Moe man | Posted in Polls & Surveys
1. only in america can a pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance
2. only in america...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating ring,
3. only in america do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
4. only in america do people order double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. only in America do we leave cars worth thousands and put our junk in the garage
7.only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we wont miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place
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8 only in America do they have drive-up ATM's with braille lettering
Two Italian men sit behind a women on a bus, she ignores their conversation at first, but it shocked when she hears this: (strong Italian accent) "Emma comes first, then i come, two A sses, they come together, then i come again den two A sse, they come again i come again and pee twice, den i come once more" "you pigs" the lady yells, "in this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "hey coola down lady" the man says. I'mma just tellin my friend how to spella Mississippi.
and these ones i heard from a friend of mine lol
yo mama is so easy a caveman can do it :P
your moms so ugly her vibrator needs Viagra lol
I live in America...
1. Not true. Pizza takes forever lol
2. There handicap parking spots everywhere
3. Drugstores now have a drivethru, you don't even have to get out of the car.
4. I don't eat fast food, a lot of people don't.
5. The doors are never open lol but the pens are chained!
6. In my neighborhood everybody puts their car in the garage.
7. Why would just people in America do that?
8. I don't think so...
Sara Nicole | Feb 14, 2010
After Viagara worked they came up with these new drugs?
Sep 12, 2007 by Jim Jnr M | Posted in Jokes & Riddles
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society...
DIRECTRA -- a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.
PROJECTRA -- Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
CHILDAGRA -- Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to perform more child-care tasks -- especially cleaning up spills and "little" accidents.
COMPLIMENTRA -- In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
BUYAGRA -- Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug for only two days. Still to be ascertained: Whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.
NEGA-VIAGRA -- Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.
NEGA-SPORTAGRA -- This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
FLATULAGRA -- This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.
FLYAGRA -- This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.
PRYAGRA -- About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."
LIAGRA -- This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.
Hahaaaaaaa
Jim, did you hear that thieves broken into a pharmacy yesterday and the only thing they took was Viagra!....
Police are looking for a bunch of hardened criminals.
. | Sep 12, 2007
New drugs for men?
Oct 10, 2007 by clever trevor | Posted in Medicine
With Viagra such a great medical success for increasing men's sexual prowess, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society. Here are a few of the new ones:
DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.
PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewellery and gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favourite store's return limit.
NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.
NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.
FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.
PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."
LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.
gonna print this one down and hand it into my local chemist's next time l pick up my meds
not singing the yahoo tune | Oct 10, 2007
New drugs on the market.?
Oct 15, 2007 by bare hug | Posted in Polls & Surveys
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society..
DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.
PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and "little" accidents.
COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.
* Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.
NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.
NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.
FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.
PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."
LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.
I want a 5 year supply of all of them.
'Old & Cudley' | Oct 15, 2007
Tesco insults shoppers with cut voucher value - Walletpop UK
At least Dick Turpin wore a mask when he robbed ye!!!
Feckin tesco, asda, all those stores are all the bloody same! It's blatant robbery! And they are all allowed to get away with it!
It wasn't that long ago they all got together and done the dairy price fixing. Its a bloody insult!
All this stuff comes out and nothing gets done. It's time people stood up for themselves in this country and tell this lot and all those politicians while were at it, that the people have had enough. Time for a revolt comrades!!!!
I think its disgusting that such a large rich comany will cut the pionts that customers earn for shopping in THEIR STORE do they think we are all gullibile,i know that me and ALL my friends and family (which are many) will shop elswhere like SAINSBURYS who still give Nectar Points,I think if we all got together and boycotted Tescos they would soon re-consider,after all if they are pleading poverty they wont want to lose a penny more than they have to.
I go to Tesco as it is the closest to my home. I save up my coupons to pay for Christmas. My coupons will be worth the same as always. If you want something for nothing - remember the old saying 'there's no such thing as a free lunch'. Can anyone really say 'I shop at Tesco so that I can get £10 off my holiday at Butlins'? Oh dear, grow up and enjoy the benefits the points give you. In case you are wondering NO I do not work for Tesco.
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